It’s a game, I think of those games, no it was me who thinks of the, whoever it was of us, we must not be too abrasive, we have to get him used to the idea, I understand, I don’t really understand, you never understand most of what we talk, he really is beautiful, really?, let me see, let me see, let me see too… okay, you are right. Let’s do this the right way which means none of you, speak or laugh, or make demonic noises, I’m not very comfortable with this though, why?, well what makes you think he’ll accept us? Nobody else has, she has a point, I think you are overreacting if we don’t ask him we’ll never know, if you don’t ask we’ll never feel the pain of someone leaving us again, silence for I have an idea, let’s hear it, well let’s hide three of us into our friend Mr. Tuque and make him fall in love with us, good idea, he’s wearing a hat too, he must like them, and then…, when he is ready…, we tell him, if he truly loves us, he will accept us no matter what.

“Hello,”, good one genius, I could have done that, shut up he’s speaking.

“Hi, what’s up?” He’s smiling it’s so gorgeous you guys should see this, shut up fuck!, listen, and talk.

“My name’s… Bob. Spelled B-O-B,” Oh my god, oh god, you simpleton cretinous boring piece of garbage. “Shut up!”

“I’m sorry?”

“Um… I wasn’t talking to you… I was…” Practicing for a theater play, thinking about a movie I watched, talking to the three-headed monkey behind you, thinking of you as an evil version of yourself that was talking a lot, burping and saying random noises, dying. “…talking to the voices in my head.”

Damn! Idiot!, moron, you should eat dirt!

“Haha… that’s cute.”

Phew, you did not blow this totally up, tell her you wanna date him and marry him and have kids, tell him you like chocolate but not the white one, tell him he has a nice hat, mention the hat!, The hat!, The hat!

“I really like your HAT!” Okay somebody punch this moron out of the way he can’t deal with it, he’ll notice if we change faces, maybe we could walk away and then come back with a different one, hey what’s going on?, he’s crying, oh god, you ruined it, great.

“Are you okay? I’m sorry… I’ll go away.”

“No, don’t. I just… you are the first person who has spoken to me in so long…”

Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha what?

“Hey, it’s gonna be okay…”

He’s still crying, hold him hand, hold his hair, kiss the ground, give him your coat, cry with him, don’t panic, don’t heave and puke, don’t ruin this with your odious personality.

“I don’t know…”

“Hey, it could be worse…” What are you doing?, No, no, no, no, no, don’t do it now!, Stop, Stop! “You could have four heads like me.”

You are the worst head ever, not the sunlight, not the sunlight!, you goddamn stupid son of a…

“Oh, hi, I’m Bob’s head.”

“Yeah, same here.”

“Hi, hi, hi, I’m the fourth head and the best.”

“I can’t believe it! I found another one!”

He’s taking his hat off, he has four heads too, oh my god, I can’t believe it, we’re crying, they are crying too.

“You’re beautiful! You’re all so beautiful!”

I like to write for some reason so I’m doing it here. I’ll try write something every day, and hopefully, get better at it.